Alrighty, #mercury vs #sepiolite! Obvious chaos merits: it's gonna be mercury.
That said, the fact that sepiolite's primary use has been for carving tobacco pipes out of... for like three or four centuries? That's badass. (See also meerschaum pipes, y'all.)
But ah, mercury. Mercury, that can absorb thru the skin! Mercury, that can poison you thru the fish you eat! Mercury, alchemists' darling! Mercury, scientist's toy! #MinCup23